Dramione head-canons for x 

 • Draco had a ridiculously complicated hair routine that consisted of two types of serum alone. 

 • Hermione found it hilarious that his hair line was receding while her locks seemed to get more voluminous. 

 • Hermione introduced Draco to muggle tv and subsequently got him hooked on to awful reality shows. 

 • Draco helped Hermione find her parents, she helped him reconnect with his aunt and cousin. 

 • Hermione got along well with Draco’s friends, who appreciated her quick wit and snark. 

 • Draco took a little longer getting friendly with Ron and Harry, it took Hermione a couple threats and a few well placed tears but the three considerably warmed up after that. 

 • Their fights usually ended in make up sex, and Draco would occasionally rile her up just for the end result. 

 • In fact having little tiffs in public would leave them with a “get a room” and “that’s like bloody foreplay to you two”.

 • Narcissa planned most of the wedding, and though it was a lavish affair attendance was restricted to only close friends and family. 

 • Draco was overprotective until someone decided to try and steal Hermione’s purse in muggle London and ended up with a broken arm and a black eye.

 • Draco did not for the life of him know how to cook, and Hermione wasn’t that great at it either so meals at the Burrow occurred often.

 • Draco cried like a baby when their first child was born, though he would vehemently deny it, he was much more calm and cool the second time around.

• Monopoly was war in the Malfoy-Granger household, and often ended in days of icy glares and silent treatments. 

 • They grew old together and were buried side by side, in the Forest of Dean.