remus: [cant find tonks] has anybody seen a woman who usually has pink hair?
remus: wait no i got this
remus: [clears throat] reMUS LUPIN IS A COWARD AND A BROKEN MAN
[the skies open up and a heavenly light descends upon the street. two shadows come tumbling out, crashing and shrieking]
james and sirius, from beyond the grave: what the FCuK did yOU saY ??! !?
remus: wait wtf.. guys??